impobible

Is across the lines of impossible and possible

It is not impossible, it is impobible to make the baseball team.

by impobible August 23, 2016

Impact youth

A night of fun worship and intimacy with God amongst peers. A place where friends become family

I can’t wait to go to Impact Youth on Wednesday night at 7:00pm.

by Michelle Gado November 30, 2017

Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

impecuniable

Maria’s way of saying perfect grammar .

Maria thought impecuniable was a word but she was obviously being impecunious

by Impecuniable Irene December 9, 2017

Impoflix

When he jumps up to stop the next episode from starting and can't do it before the countdown. Netflix. Impotence. Impoflix.

You are impoflix!

by Wendy Snickers February 3, 2018

importancy

Super fucking important. Like super.

The importancy of this situation is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

by Yamamyamyam March 13, 2018

importent

What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.

It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.

by phrasardeur May 3, 2018