i dont want a thotie i want a bae

iconic Jawad song

aka a song that came out summer 2019

bop

i dont want a thotie i want a bae is actually a pretty good song

take you on a trip on a private plane

anywhere you want

you just gotta say

by vcsodscobadapisco October 7, 2019

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

I Want To Move To Slough

Another way of saying "I want to end my existence"

Person: "Dude, I'm on a 16 hour shift. I want to move to slough"

by Digimonchallenges May 27, 2022

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE ORble SWIll Achieve My desires, the way I Want to<.7.97.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE ORble SWIll Achieve My desires, the way I Want to<.7.97.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE ORble SWIll Achieve My desires, the way I Want to<.7.97.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025