I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

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I’m on fire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bro I’m on fire!
ITS NOT FUNNY! YOUR ABOUT TO BURN TO DEATH

by Luna_lily19 October 3, 2020

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I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

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No I’m ain’t

Your ironic response when someone accuses you of being redneck or trashy

Kyle: you are white trash and dumb
You: no I’m ain’t! I went to high skool!

by Dombeast1 April 4, 2021

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I’m fixin’

A turn of phrase used primarily in the southeast meaning you’re going to do something

I’m fixin’ to have sex with a first cousin

by PhredDerst January 22, 2023

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It’s a song by “No Doubt”.

It is a somewhat self-deprecating saying used by girls/women when they would rather just be a damsel in distress than deal with whatever issue is in front of them.

The song of patriarchy princesses.

The death of feminism.

Girlfriend: What’s that noise?
Boyfriend: You need to change your oil.
Girlfriend: I’m just a girl.

by sadiececekaye April 4, 2024

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