Habanero Hurricane

Eating hot peppers along with equal parts laxatives.

May God have mercy.

You: (Friend), I had the worst night.
Friend: Why? What happened?
You: Habanero Hurricane
Friend: I'm So Sorry.

by TheSlangMaker420 February 21, 2021

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hurricane warning

Hurricane warnings and watches are alerts issued by national weather forecasting bodies to coastal areas threatened by the imminent approach of a tropical cyclone of a tropical storm or hurricane intensity.

Since the hurricane season starts on the 1st of June and ends on the 30th of November shouldn't we be listening for a hurricane warning?

by Benjamin Newell March 4, 2021

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Miami hurricane

Receiving oral sex while smoking crack

She gave me a Miami hurricane I lit my hit and she sucked me off it was amazing

by Crazy blonde freak July 22, 2022

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Miami Hurricane

When you receive oral sex while taking a blast of crack cocaine.

Damn she gave me an amazing Miami Hurricane after I met my plug last night

by Crazy blonde freak June 15, 2022

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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

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