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porn horn

joyous sound made after unexpectedly coming across a pornographic site.
He porn horned after coming across www.bigtitties.com
by Wayde Munn July 27, 2003
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Dry Horn

To have not had sex in a while.
Man I need to get laid I have serious dry horn.
by Alec Juice June 15, 2007
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French Horn

1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.

2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
Makayla L. just French Horned me. The BJ was great but the fisting was awful! I can't shit or sit!
by Jay Beebz & Bee Zobz January 22, 2011
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dose of the horn

A general feeling of randiness, obtained either by seeing something sexual, or even just talking about it.

When, typically, a man neglects his friends and spends what they consider too much time with his (new) partner..
A term used to describe a man displaying a visible erection bulging out the front of his clothing.
"Even watching yer man/woman walking up the street gave me a fierce dose of the horn".
"We never see 'X' any more, he must have a dose of the horn..."
"He's tanning himself in his Speedos out there with a dose of the horn"
by Mr Hornet November 3, 2012
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Horn Mad

Horn mad, used primarily in the mid-ulster area of ireland, refers to a person who is keen on engaging in any sexual acts with the opposite sex and is extremly promiscuous.
Mark: Whos that standing over there?

Dean: Thats anne, shes completly horn mad!
by yassitsme October 18, 2008
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Spring Horn

The urgent feeling in ones groin when spring arrives (just after winter) an all you want to do is have lots of sex.

Mostly a description for males, but can be applied to females aswell.
Damn, I got the spring horn bad.

Check that gezza's jumping from broad to broad. He's so got the spring horn.
by Te Marua May 14, 2007
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hook'em horns

University of Texas team sport where two players lock in with their erect penises and reverse thrust their pelvises until one or the other loses balance.
The crowd was silent as these two great champions met for one last match to decide it all. With their penises intertwined like mighty anacondas in love, both men had begun the final preparations before they got down to some serious hook'em horns business.
by d.c. sterner February 29, 2008
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