Home made Kotex, using toilet paper approx 6" - 8" long 4" at the top. Then forms into a curved cone. After being worn it has fused & resembles a horn from a Rhinoceros that has lost a bloody fight.
Me- Hey Danny, ever seen a pig loren dropping?... Check out the bathroom....
Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"
Me- maybe you should sign a release form.
Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?
Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub
Danny- "No WAY!!"
Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!
Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"
Me- maybe you should sign a release form.
Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?
Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub
Danny- "No WAY!!"
Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!
by Ziggy77 October 5, 2006
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girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?
girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob
girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob
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Get the Dry Horn mug.1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.
2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
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by Jay Beebz & Bee Zobz January 22, 2011
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When, typically, a man neglects his friends and spends what they consider too much time with his (new) partner..
A term used to describe a man displaying a visible erection bulging out the front of his clothing.
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A term used to describe a man displaying a visible erection bulging out the front of his clothing.
"Even watching yer man/woman walking up the street gave me a fierce dose of the horn".
"We never see 'X' any more, he must have a dose of the horn..."
"He's tanning himself in his Speedos out there with a dose of the horn"
"We never see 'X' any more, he must have a dose of the horn..."
"He's tanning himself in his Speedos out there with a dose of the horn"
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