jimmie hat

a condom

i don't want no baby's mamas, so i use a jimmie hat

by drew September 5, 2003

pubic hat

Pubic Hat is when a man stands on top of a chair and slaps his hairy junk onto a bald mans head.

Yea man I was keeping his head from getting a sun burn so I used my pubic hat.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

Hat Fail

When someone is wearing a hat backwards and shielding their eyes with their hand.

Bro: dude why are you struggling with the sun right now?
Dude: @#%$! i forgot bro!
Bro: hat FAIL

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009

flat hat

funny like Buster Keaton ; from the hat popularised by the music-hall and film comedian

that guy's funny like a flat hat

by Bipbebop February 5, 2010

hat act

a term used by critics to describe the bland, generic, formulaic, assembly line, manufactured male country music performers that have dominated country radio for at least the past 10 years. They are notorious for their 30-gallon hats. It's a real challenge to tell these performers and their songs apart.

Keith Urban and Eddie Rabbitt are not hat acts. They'll be remembered 20 years from now.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 11, 2008

Top Hat

verb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.

The BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Theryl McCoy y May 27, 2010

Jew Hat

A Kippah, or Yarmulke as traditionally worn by Orthodox male Jews, also sometimes by Reformist or Conservative Jews of either gender but only during worship.

He was wearing a Jew Hat, therefore, he is Jewish, right?

by someone-else February 26, 2008