hartick

A bum-fucking freak who has an obsession with froot loops.

"Woah, Kevin, you're such a hartick!"

by Kevin August 12, 2004

hartem

an annoying kid who thinks he is not.

BENJI...and tazm jkjkjkj lol

by erzn February 28, 2005

hartme

A type of sugar. Golden in color, sweet in taste, and breathtakingly beautiful.

Side effects: Can lead to dependency

i need me some sweet hartme sugar

by sugaraddict08 May 23, 2011

hartnetting

A person who locks himself away in a room away from all social activities. All they do is lay down on their bed and jack off up to 8 times a day while looking at his 8th pair of new shoes. But most of all it is a chubby o'l unsocial poon who needs nothing but isolation, a hand ready jack off with, and a shoe to give himself anal with.

A man has been hartnetting for the past three weeks now and his shoes now smell like butthole.

by hot bitches2376999 April 22, 2014

hartford il

A large town of hicks which grew up back in the woods that chew Tabacco, go mudding and wreck they're golf carts while wasted into full trash cans and send it through a large puddle. also the teenagers there get plowed by thier cousins and wind up having babies at an early age and most of them went to EAWR high school

Hartford il is a town which you pretty much can do whatever you want because nobody really cares what you do.

by Redneck lead slinger June 5, 2017

Hartford

A man that dates a lesbian, but will deny it to anyone who asks. They do this to pretend that they're popular and liked.

May also be the lesbians beard

That guys such a Hartford, he totally knows she's gay

by PotionOfTruth July 10, 2017

hartgen

A hartgen, frequently known as a hart-gin, is an individual who has an unhealthy relationship in their 'hart' with gin and other products alike. Often labelled but mistaken as alcoholics, Hartgen's are always out for a good time rather than a long time.

Farking hell, that lass is a top hartgen... pass her the bucket.

by Asdf1993 July 31, 2017