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Zack Morris Handjob

When you receive a handjob from someone (Male or Female) wearing a Hypercolor T-shirt.
Vince: This Zack Morris Handjob is reminiscent of the early 1990's.
Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.
by Spaghetti016 September 16, 2009
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italian handjob

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.
Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!
by STankylegz October 21, 2009
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Ultimate Handjob

An act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her anus while she fists herself. She then grabs her penis through her vaginal wall and stimulates it to completion.
John was delighted that Sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. He didn't hate his children afterall.
by Fanov ultimate September 11, 2011
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Hanuquanzaramsmas

The combining of Hanukkah, Quanza, Ramadan and Christmas. A Holiday for the milk-toast that is afraid to offend anyone with his/her beliefs
I am afraid to offend people by celebrating Christmas this year. I know! Let's have a Hanuquanzaramsmas feast!
by Bogdwell January 13, 2009
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hanjior

ONE HOT ASS SEXY ASS PERSON. EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE HER
"hey do you follow hanjior on tiktok?"
"no...who tf is that"
"*breaks neck* thats what you get you disgusting ph*g"
by m@r1 March 4, 2021
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Hanum

Hazmi's protector
Hey! Why hazmi sad??

Maybe he needs Hanum i guest??
by Ihaveacrushonurcrush December 17, 2021
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french handjob

giving a handjob only your hand is backwards. reverse handjob
Everything was going great last night, it was like rainbow sextacy until my girlfriend blew her rotator cuff giving me a french handjob
by Bass4Rent January 22, 2015
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