work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.

Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.

by AJB10129 November 23, 2023

herpe hole

Any orifice of the body that is infected with herpes, although usually refers to the genitalia.

Person A: "Um, so can I crash at your place tonight?"
Person B: "What's wrong with yours?"
Person A: "My skank-ass roommate is going to be getting a dick rammed into her herpe hole"

by duchess of bong hits April 24, 2011

Pipe herpes

When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes

Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes

by RagingFist81 April 1, 2017

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016

Herpes

Slang for a Trump supporter.

The mob that engulfed the capitol was composed of herpes.

by Joy Lance January 7, 2021

internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.

"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.

by iLoveBroccoll June 9, 2022

Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.

Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.

by Modeler October 15, 2020