hoers de herps

stinky breathed horse rider. someone that backstabs you from the front & back. that person is a two faced hypocritical BITCH. he/she also puts her paws on your spouse. thinks he/she is mad cute,nigga AINT

eleanor was a hoers de herps so everyone hated her. unforunately drew fell for her becuse of her fake cute act

by mizzcha February 19, 2011

Herpes dick

A dick with herpes

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick

by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019

Herp Spray

a female so infested with STD's the hair spray in her hair most likely contains a high percentage herpes

Dylan- well at least in AZ they aren't as dirty

Bruno- ya right!

Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye

Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!

Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.

by Dirty BJD January 9, 2012

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

Herpes

You can get herpes from fighting someone and beating them with blood and saliva on you

“Ima beat this **** ass because he gave my sister herpes”

by Treyouip April 16, 2025

Nature herpes

Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes

The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.

by Taxobelll July 6, 2024

showgirl herpes

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.

After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes

by Danny London March 16, 2015