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German Sausage Factory

A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.
Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!
by robricciardi June 11, 2011
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germantown

a town in wisconsin run by complete morons. suburb of milwaukee. the schools are full of mostly wiggers and girls that 'get around'. nothing very exciting to do except smoke weed, which is basically what everyone does all day. you can get from one side of the town to the other in about 10 minutes. there's a few bars, bubs is probably the best and it's not even that great.
oh nothing, just being bored in germantown
by shalalalaqua July 24, 2011
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German Surfer

Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.
"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."
by Dirrkk June 3, 2009
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Germanocity

Guy 1: Did you hear that guys voice? Guy 2: Yeah his Germanocity is through the roof.
by Justsomeguyislame July 14, 2009
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German wrench

When a guy preceeds to pinch the clit and twist it.
Hey dude this one girl wanted me to do a german wrench last night when i was eating her out.
by shitastical August 3, 2009
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German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011
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German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.
'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'
by Hazukisanify February 10, 2012
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