gomer

Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.

Aunt Hazel is a gomer over at St. Vincents... her family would rather let her rot slowly in the hospital than let her die with dignity.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 31, 2006

Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber's beard.

Its a girl used to cover a guys sexual identity, like Elton John's wife, or Selena Gomez

by Monsieur Mollynex May 4, 2011

goomer

an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.

The person in the car that just cut me off in traffic is a goomer

by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004

gnome

wonderful little creatures that dance around and play with mushrooms.

Some are commonly found in backyards.

The gnomes frolicked and played in the fields with their red, pointy hats.

by s March 13, 2003

blumpkin gnome

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs

damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome.

by holden mcgroine February 16, 2009

gomer

the real meaning of gomer is the following:
acting stupid, making an ass out of him/her self, being in a blonde moment, ignorant, neive, an idiot, someone who is clumsy.

steve urkell is a gomer. Dude! you are such a gomer i cant believe u knocked that over. That gomer ruined my sofa.

by adam ohman July 25, 2004

The Gnome

A comical nickname for marijuana.

Lets go smoke the Gnome.

by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009