purple grape

Thanos

That’s how to use it ^ (Thanos the purple grape)

by Thanos TheGRAPE August 8, 2019

ass grape

a small turd; alternately a hemroid

I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.

by Bad Billy November 26, 2003

Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes

Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016

long of grape

Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.

Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.

by Clarence von S November 8, 2020

Green Grape

n. Cronic wrapped first in a hemp rolling paper with a Marlboro 100 filter. Zig-Zag Purple Thunder 'Blunt-Aid' to secure filter. Then final layer of Zig-Zag Purple Thunder blunt wrap around hemp layer.

"It doesn't feel like a cigarette or blunt, it's extremely smooth."

©B&bMoney

Yo, I heard Johnny rolled a Green Grape, his 'Blunt-Aid' is fucking :)

by B&bMoney June 3, 2011

BURGER AND GRAPE SNOWCONE

IT LITERALLY MEANS GETTING A BURGER TO EAT AND A GRAPE SNOW CONE

I went to get a burger and grape snowcone.

by Kateluu November 13, 2021