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shoe golf

This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"

Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.

Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.

A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
by stubble February 2, 2009
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golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming
Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
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golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush
We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.
by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017
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Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.
Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019
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Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty
Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”
by GolfClashHater May 31, 2021
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Go golf yourself

Golf ? Go golf yourself !
by Easyphaee July 3, 2019
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Golf Crap

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”
by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017
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