Spunk Goblin

Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.

That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin

Spunk Goblin by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Bum Goblin 

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

Bum Goblin by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.

Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

Virginity Goblin

A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.

Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?

Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...

Virginity Goblin by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013

Breakfast Goblin 

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.

Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."

Breakfast Goblin by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015

Party Goblin 

When that Hawaii boy gets his fourth glass of Hennessy and there's no stopping him.

"Hey should we get another drink?"
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"

"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.

Party Goblin by crow912 December 17, 2016

Slobbin’ Goblin 

Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.

Rachel is a slobbin’ goblin.

Slobbin’ Goblin by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018