After ingestging copious amounts of vitamin B, you fill a ribbed condom with your now-DayGlo urine then place it in the freezer until nearly solid. You then proceed to sodomize your lover with this makeshift dildo, covertly tearing the tip open before inserting it into the orifice of your choice. When your partner's body heat inevitably thaws the urine inside and a golden geyeser erupts from her vagina or anus, you yell "Eureka!" as you withdraw the empty, dripping condom and slap her with it, and then she wants some more.
I have to get a new mattress this weekend because my boyfriend surprised me with a Gold Rush last night, and now it's soaking wet and smells like pee! I might keep it in a back room though, because I think I want some more.
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A woman or man who fakes romance for financial gain; someone looking to collect gold bricks from people who are willing to pay for their company. Someone who selfishly misleads and seduces others for easy money and or stuff. Basically, gold brickers sell lies, and make fools of the people they mislead. Someone who saves the money they get from seduction and gold digging to make bricks out of it all. See also, gold digger, mooch, con artist, sociopath, psychopath, pathological liar, Lothario, kept woman or kept man.
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