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Grease Intolerance 

A Condition That Causes Belly Pain, Nausea, Vomiting, Uncontrollable Diarrhoea, Dizziness, Fatigue, Epilepsy, Mental Retardation & Death Caused By Dehydration

This Condition Is Typically Chronic & Can Last For Up To 20 Years

Mostly Common In Females
Julie Has Grease Intolerance So Don’t Show Her Any Strobe Lights Or We’ll Have To Take Her To The Hospital
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Grease God

Someone who is typically sweaty or unreasonably good at a video game
Person 1: "Did you see that dude hit a 360 noscope?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking grease god."
Grease God by MuffinHatesMath August 12, 2024

grease monkey 

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

Grease monger 

A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder
“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”
Grease monger by Kijjam December 7, 2024

Grease My Feet 

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “
“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “
Grease My Feet by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024

Grease My Feet 

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “
“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “
Grease My Feet by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024

Grease Job 

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark
Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.
Grease Job by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025