football twitter

Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.

Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots

by MagicalDeulofeu September 4, 2016

pussy foot'n

N. Noun. To escape the current situation, task or subject by inadvertantly partaking in abscent minded activities or conversation as to seem too busy to be bothered with the required task or situation. See procrastination.

You boys quit pussy foot'n 'round and git back to werk before I put my foot up yer ass!

by Casey Comendant July 23, 2005

foot

A part of the body that some people have unnecessary fears of. They seem to forget that they too...have feet.

Like ew! Get your foot off of me!

by J to the enna September 8, 2003

Foot cheese

Nasty, white colored goo that has the look and consistency of cottage cheese due to build up of bacteria, sweat and sock lint that has collected between the toes. This is due to a serious lack of hygiene skills /washing one's feet. More often than not has a very pungent order that permeates a room in seconds.

Matt's foot cheese oozed out when he removed his socks after basketball practice. The room cleared in seconds flat. The only evidence remaining of his friends were the screams echoing at the end of hallway.

by Supergirl2009 January 22, 2009

football ticket

A rectangular-shaped patch of groomed pubic hair above a woman's vagina. Taller than it is wide, this style is often used by women who prefer a well manicured look without going totally bald (e.g., Brazilian). Alas, the clean shape is similar to a football ticket in size.

Hawk slid her panties off and said she had this amazing football ticket!

by Henrys Fork December 10, 2007

Football Faggot

A person who spends most of his/her time outdoors playing Football or spends most of their indoor time discussing or talking about football.

As well as this, a Football Faggot also possesses many characteristics; such as having a low IQ, not having any common sense, being disrespectful to others and generally behaving like someone who is in charge (when they are clearly not).

"Did you speak to Ryan?"
"Nah, not after he became a full Football Faggot."
"Oh."

by proxyserver May 30, 2016

Commit lego in foot

When you step on a lego you killed yourself

My brother trapped me in my room for 2 days with legos in the hallway and I had to leave but I mega died I got big killed myself
So I commit lego in foot

by Big pig Mac March 15, 2019