Friday

The last day of the school week for kids and work week for a lot of people with jobs.

Of course, a lot on people still have to work of the weekends, so to them the day only exists to rub in the fact that they have to work on the weekends.

Also, bums like me who don't go to school or work don't care about Friday at all, it's just another day of the week for us to lay around the house.

1.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. Shut up, I still have to work tomorrow.
2.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. I don't care about Friday, I just lay around the house like every other day of the week.
A. You're a loser...
B. I know...and I love it.

by deathwish124 April 24, 2009

The Friday Night Dilemma

When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night

Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"

Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"

Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!

Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.

Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?

Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.

by alexandah November 15, 2010

gay porn friday

A day that everyone plans but which never happens.

The day is usually said to involve excessive amounts of alcohol and gay porn, though the alcohol is optional.

Though often limited to one gender, this isn't always the case.

Me: Who's up for Gay Porn Friday?
Everyone: YES!

by random1234567890 July 24, 2009

Friday

Song sung and performed by Rebecca Black; apparently used to teach people the days of the week and choosing which seat to take when friends show up unexpectedly.

Rebecca: Yesterday was Thursday. Today, it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwooorrrdsss."

Teeming Millions: Wow! Thanks, Rebecca!

by carolinarocker11 March 31, 2011

Friday

Rebecca Black's song that should have never been released.

It is a repulsive shitload of bull. She likes to have her bowl of cereal, (like the cereal guy). She tells the world that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes afterwards. Her album will include:
1. Monday
2. Tuesday
3. Wednesday
4. Thursday
5. Friday
6. Saturday
7. Sunday
8. Holiday (Deluxe Edition)

Friend 1: Have you heard of Rebecca Black?
Friend 2: No. Who is she?
Friend 1: She sings this song about Friday!
Friend 2: Oh really is she good?
Friend 1: No but she is smart.
Friend 2: How so?
Friend 1: Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards!

Friend 2: WHAT. A GENIUS.

by GottaHaveMyBowlOfCereal April 2, 2011

Friday the 13th

The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.

Friday the 13th? My arse.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Fridance

A celebratory dance performed (usually at work) on Fridays to commemorate the end of the grueling work week. The dance is performed using no particular pattern or style, but often incorporates variations of "The Robot" while vocally producing Rock or Heavy Metal type sounds.

My co-worker and I did the Fridance in our office several times today.

by shizon December 13, 2005