Deep fried Mars Bar

Starter of the Gods

Main course of the Gods: Deep Fried Cheese Tomato & Mushroom Pizza.

Pudding of the gods: Deep Fried After Eight

"Ayeyarright? C'nIava Deep Fried Mars Bars, 'sarritewityu?"

by Fuck Meat-eating Bastards July 18, 2003

Deep Fried Lemonade

The act of ejaculating all over ones self and quickly transitioning into urinating all over ones self. After laying still and not moving, this will solidify over time which can be scrapped off and placed into a small bucket (like getting chicken at KFC) and can be offered as a free meal to an unsuspecting bitch.

That black chick got so excited when I showed her a bucket of KFC. When she realized it was filled with deep fried lemonade immediately got horny and started making out with me after finishing her delicious meal!

by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009

fried

v. To damage electronic components, usually by mis-wiring or application of improper voltage.

"I fried the power supply on the Sparc-10 when I forgot to switch it over to EuroVoltage."

by Peri April 19, 2006

deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

by vizviz June 24, 2007

fried potatoe guy

The biggest badass that ever lived. Works at the Lambert's cafe in the Gulf Shores area. Always triumphs over Okra guy.
Will fight Okra guy for 20 dollars.

Person 1: Hey look! It's fried potatoe guy!

Person 2: What's so great about that guy?

Person 1: He serves fucking fried potatoes!!!

Person 2: What about Okra guy?

Person 1: Fuck that guy! This is fried potatoe territory! Don't even get me started on that bitch Maccoroni and Tomatoe woman.

Peter Pan guy: You forgot your food! *Skips away with his animals friends*

by Lavigne246 May 30, 2009

Friedberg

Gay, fake Gucci wearing, ADHD studdering, pedifile. He can be cool sometimes though. If you're having a good time, he'll just shit on your parade.

That friedberg got a boner for starring at those cameras.

by avaundre April 7, 2015

Fried Hair

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

by emofailure July 9, 2016