Friend

Something you'll never have.

You: Hey man fo you wanna be my friend
Everyone and Anything: Noooooooo

by Ulgalf Dankill October 9, 2020

Friend

Somemthing you don't have.

Do you have friend?

by JohnCenaLoverZ November 2, 2020

friend

- (n) a defense when someone asks if you like them

-a friendzoning weapon

Do you like Theresa?
Nah b, thas my friend

by thats facts b November 23, 2016

Friend

Someone who Doesn’t care about your life and beats you ass up

Person1: Hey wassup friend
Person2: don’t call me that
Person1: ok?

by 💀Grim_Reaper☠️ September 27, 2019

as a friend

The meaning of as a friend is “I love you as a friend” ! Mainly used by the gods themselves, gerb and Apollo.

Apollo: You Are So Cool!
Gerb: As A Friend!

by ApolloXIIV January 18, 2020

Friend

A person that you hang out with 24/7 a person that cancels other plans with other people for you even if it’s pretty their own wedding or if it’s just to eat cereal, or anything like that at all.

My friend cancelled their wedding to let me take a shower in their house because I’m to lazy to pay my water bill.

by qxoxq February 23, 2018

Friend

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.

Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.

by Astromyxin December 3, 2018