fred trump 

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

fred trump by 7568ino December 4, 2024

Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have

"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."

Fred Family by limdiforreal December 9, 2024

Fred Melamed Is Daryl Dwayne Granberry Junior 

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Fred Melamed Is Daryl Dwayne Granberry Junior

Fred Melamed Is Daryl Dwayne Granberry Junior by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Fred Dursting 

When you have to poop really bad, and 2 step like Fred Durst, in any performance of Limp Bizkit's famous song "Nookie."

Equivalent to the pee pee dance.

"Hurry up Joey! I need to shit! I'm out here Fred Dursting!"

Fred Dursting by Wizardinthemountain April 20, 2025

Fred Pork

(noun)
1. John Pork's grand-uncle
2. Someone who regularly letexiers

Fred Pork! Get back 'ere!

Fred Pork by Femboyz fr December 13, 2025

Fred Shot

When you listen to far too much Limp Bizkit and start becoming Fred Durst

Aaron: Hey, what's up with Dan?
Paul: Oh, he got Fred Shot

Fred Shot by xo3phantom3ox February 24, 2026

fred disease

When someone switches up, plays a character or is disingenuous when an female is involved, either subconsciously or on purpose and will vehemently deny it, even when shown undeniable evidence. Commonly associated with pathological liars.

aidan to random girl: are you ok? make sure you stay hydrated! everything will be ok ^-^ !!

aidan to akash: yo u good bro

akash to aidan: LOOL why u switching up g u have fred disease

fred disease by eatyrheart April 10, 2026