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London fog

When you tang somebody after you dip the dick and balls in milk.
by XHennessyx May 1, 2023
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mr fog

the epitome of high school peer pressure. the shadiest disposable vape of its kind.

it’s a stick. you suck on it. nicotine comes out. you get addicted. you buy more. you go broke. you develop a cough. you get cancer. you cant afford health care because america. you die. don’t vape kids.
yo bro, lemme hit that mr fog

bet, it’s mango dude
by guitaristwithoutapurpose November 23, 2021
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Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.
Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.
by Das Koala June 2, 2018
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The fog will rule

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The fog will rule Mark and Jonas.
by The Fog. June 3, 2023
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Fog Craze

A condition contracted by those exposed for prolonged periods in foggy conditions.

After being in fog for an extended period of time (commonly no more than 2 minutes) individuals may become disorientated and confused. Unable to retain their focus individuals may begin to enter a 'crazed' like state, running in short bursts in random directions. If unable to escape the fog an individual may begin to run in circles, shrieking, until eventually attempting to burrow into the very ground they are standing on.

If someone is seen in this state then it is already too late to save them, they now think they are a ‘screwdriver’ and will proceed to burrow head-first into the ground. Any attempt to stop them may result in violent attacks and it is advised that you should stand clear.

In the early stages symptoms consist of rash decisions, often wandering in random directions and a glaze seen over the eye. Later symptoms include foaming at the mouth, loud shrieking and the inevitable 'screwdriver' state of mind!
That, son, is a serious case of 'fog craze', we best get out of here.
by Foggyman June 10, 2011
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beer fog

The beer's spirit (or birit) escaping its frosty cask.
As I opened my frosty bottle of PBR I notice the birit escaping into a beer fog.
by Foxie22 December 24, 2014
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Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in
Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?
by Spoogs August 30, 2018
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