Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020

Florida Honeymoon

When you have sex in the back of a cop car after being arrested.

Bill and Joanne got arrested then did the ol’ Florida honeymoon!

by edwemi56 September 18, 2019

Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.

Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy

by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009

Florida Lord

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.

Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..

by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020

Florida Maelstrom

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."

by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011

Florida Boy

An individualistic member among a strong-hearted and like minded brotherhood.

Are you a Florida Boy?
What is a Florida Boy?
Can I join the Florida Boy(s)?

by A Florida Boy January 17, 2020

florida poly

See "Fuckboi University"

"That kid is wearing an Florida Poly shirt, what school is that?" "Fuckboi university"

by xxx_madskills_xxx March 2, 2015