Flobaho

An unintelligent person

"That girl just asked what year it is! What a flobaho!"

by Heather Lyn August 1, 2007

Flobalong

Someone who is going crazy but in a good way, e.g working too hard. Also can be used for having a fantastic day!

Have a flobalong day!
How are you flobalong?
Keep Smiling Flobalong!

by smcbtt May 11, 2009

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Flobalobbin

1. An unnecessary zipper, usually found on a jacket.

2. A generic insult.

Man, this flobalobbin gets caught on everything!

God, you are such a flobalobbin!

by Jimick May 24, 2010

Floatdeep

The act of assuming the role as the best, the most successful, the greatest of all time.

The epitome of greatness.

I am floating deep right now.
Gonna floatdeep all over these kids.
Floating so deep david attenborough is jealous.
Do me a favour floatdeep on .....

by fdforlife September 22, 2011

float me a g

V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.

"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."

by mostcallmeclark December 7, 2013