Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

by Wes Short October 10, 2004

Fagging

Verb -
The act of smoking in such a way that the smoke only stays inside the person for a minimal time. The fagger would inhale and quickly exhale a puff; annoying all others around who smoke properly.

Dude! WTF! Don't you know how to smoke?! Stop fagging!

by MrHappyTurtle September 11, 2010

yard farming

What the globalist commie/socialist Sociopaths will do to America once we finish arming and teaching them.

Once we finish arming and training globalist pigs to destroy us, the yard farming begins.

by Hardly September 9, 2013

FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".

I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...

by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008

live bush farting

Realtime demonstration featuring a female woman ejaculating wind henceforth from her middle section.

I have recently witnessed some "live bush farting". How about you ?

by DREW February 5, 2004

Fagging

Homosexual relations.

Bruce and I got some fagging in at school.

by H TO THE ARLOT December 9, 2002