Skip to main content

florida boy

One who originates from Florida and considers him self to be a gator chasing red neck.
"Damn Chris put down that gator and grab a beer" "Whoo Hooo I'm a Florida boy"
by codyc22us December 19, 2008
mugGet the florida boy mug.

Lake Worth, Florida

A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and
Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.

Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010
mugGet the Lake Worth, Florida mug.

Florida Christian School (FCS)

PART 1
Welcome to Florida Christian School. Our tuition fee rises every year so make sure to give us your money! Help us help Haiti, and all these other poor countires... Instead, the greedy faculty members give the money to themselves and yet don't help the cause at all.. These hypocrites are usually greedy, arrogant shit heads who don't have any degree in teaching or even a college degree.. which should frighten many. Some teachers just don't give a damn and some just attempt to teach, and tell the world how they are trying to give us- the students a better education yet they don't! Most teachers here are terrible, they don't know how to teach and the more you pay, the closer you are to an A. (I'm not saying all teachers were clueless, some actually had a high intellect and some were actually smart and had teaching degrees...) If you have a family relationship to any faculty member in the school you easily pass the class with an A and you go to the school for free. YES FOR "FREE" as in the money everyone else is paying for.

continued in part 2
Oh you go to Florida Christian School (FCS)? Hahaha you'll never get an education there!
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
mugGet the Florida Christian School (FCS) mug.

Florida Christian School (FCS)

PART 4
The only way to pass and graduate the school is if you pass your Bible class, which is 100% bullshit that you'll never need in life unless you become some religious radical. The only thing that I had benefited from that class is learing to quickly memorize the memory verses in the morning or class. Next, the classes, which we only spent about 45 minutes in, which was really only 20-25 minutes of pure learning and teaching, really because the teachers had no control over their classes and because the first 10 minutes of class were spent praying, gossiping and talking about some Bible verse. Thus, moving on to my next topic, the lying and secrecy that goes on throughout the school. Most teachers mainly gossip about the most ridiculous things and don't really care about teaching the class. Secrets fly around the school and teachers socialize like there's no tomorrow.

continued in part 5...
Florida Christian School (FCS) smells.
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
mugGet the Florida Christian School (FCS) mug.

wellborn florida

A little old town in Florida where Hot chicks live
Heschel:Where do you live?
Jennifer:I live in a little town in Florida called Wellborn ;)so I live in Wellborn Florida
by angle_from_1990@hotmail.com September 29, 2006
mugGet the wellborn florida mug.

ponte vedra beach florida

A piece of shit rich town.
Most of the money goes to drugs.
Most of the kids that dont do drugs are either fags or stuck up prepps that probly break out in dance every time they see a sale in american eagle.
by kentobean August 13, 2008
mugGet the ponte vedra beach florida mug.

Florida Christian School (FCS)

PART 7
Also the daily prayer in class.. In EVERY class, EVERY 45 minutes were absolutely unnecessary. Plus if a teacher heard you curse or saw you do something bad out in the hallway they'd stop and pray with you. Absolutely again unnecessary and ridiculous! Also, you never saw Dr. Andrews, it was like every day he wasn't at the school, he was off in paradise, yet you saw the deens and principles of elementary, middle and high school hovering the hallways. Oh and also there was like an Index of the Forbidden Books all students must also abide by! Books containing myths and legends, such as Twilight was inacceptable. To me, that is absolutely ridiculous, there are so many books, such as To Kill a Mockingbird that were forbidden, and if they saw you reading it, they’d take the book from you, call your parents and either give you a referral or demerit. Oh and don't get me started with forbidden music...

I hereby put myself under oath that I am telling the truth, as I attended the school for 7 years.
Florida Christian School (FCS) is not a good school.
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
mugGet the Florida Christian School (FCS) mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email