failroids

When you fail so much, it's like your a steroids for failing.

Teacher: "What's 2 + 2?"
Student: "18?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "24?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "Ok, 52 for sure."
Teacher: "Kid what are you on? Failroids?

by Hippie_Not_On_Crack April 20, 2010

Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.

Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?

by Beard of Win September 1, 2010

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Foiler

The act of a man layering his penis with tin foil in order to give a woman a more intense sexual experience.

Dude A: Yo', did you bang that girl last nite?
Dude B: Ya
Dude A: How was it?
Dude B: Not good, she said my penis was too small so she made me do a foiler before we did it so she could feel it.

by WTFisThat January 16, 2011

Failrie

Also known as a Glampire. A creature which sparkles and generally lives in a forest. It has a tendency to avoid fighting, be over dramatic to the point of maximizing ridiculosity and run away excessively.

For some reason is often confused with a vampire.

Name: Edward Cullen
Species: Failrie

by prat_fall March 24, 2011

failprint

The trace left behind when someone on Facebook posts something embarrassing or insulting and then immediately removes it. These include email notifications (____ has commented on your status!) or activity logs.

John: Dude, that stuff you posted on Facebook last night when you were wasted is gonna get you fired.
Mark: It's ok man, I deleted it right away.
John: You tagged your boss. That's a serious failprint right there.

by Harbingr_of_Fun April 12, 2011

Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011