Faceslamming

Like facesitting but harder. Typically done by the cool girl group in high school to bully other females. Often they will squat to smash their female victims face with their disgusting asses. Typically involves farting, and making their victims kiss their asses.

Jessica and her friends took turns faceslamming Melissa in the bathroom for a half an hour. Melissa had to kiss their asses and had her face farted on by her bullies.

by Engima6782 August 17, 2018

Feces

Feces is a synonym for poo.

This virus is only contagious from feces

by Furmmy654 December 20, 2018

facesick

Feeling sick on the face. Rash on the face red and sore face

I have facesick. My face has a rash on it feeling sore and red.

by Alcoha April 29, 2019

Feces

Basically, poop n' shit.

"Eww, what's that smell?"
"I pooped my pants. It smells like feces."

by Sir_Busington October 15, 2019

fauces

That's where the glans stops because it won't bend down if it got that far.

That waif can take it to the fauces.

by Jilygaloma April 14, 2020

fecescious

joking or jesting about something in a manner that equates it to feces

The news reporter was fecescious in his criticism of the plumbing contractor that performed all the work that was now failing at the sewage treatment plant.

by savagetek June 8, 2020

FaceStupid

An under the line derogatory term for Facebook. Some hate it because others show off the good things about their life, which is often somewhat illusionary as everyone has problems. Or because the marketplace, depending on your geographic area is a joke. Whether that be people low balling, backing out. A third reason could be because FaceStupid can be considered a waste of time, in addition to it being oober mainstream, which goes at odds with hipsters.

The last time she was active on her FaceStupid was like eighteen hours ago. I wonder why that is.

by JMetal February 2, 2021