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Turd Factory

Commonly assoctiated with the anus, or more specifically the sphincter that cuts the turds. See also turd cutter

More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
Seth: I'm taking applications to work at my turd factory. I have an opening in the shipping department.

Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.

Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.

Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?

Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.

Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.

Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.

Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
by WTF Dictionary July 13, 2012
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daiquiri factory

Any creepy and sleazy establishment that thinks rape culture and rape jokes are hilarious and justifies this stance with poorly thought out arguments and ignoring complaints
Person one: Hey want to check out the new bar that opened up?
Person 2: No thanks. I heard that place is a total daiquiri factory. One of my friend's went and said the bartender laughed when a guy pretended to add GHB to her drink. GROSS.
by Choconaumi February 4, 2014
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cat facts

A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.
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sound factory

legendary club in hells kitchen ny...
those who went remeber it as an experiance you will never forget...
by sfmar May 1, 2005
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50 facts about women

The list that drove the internet (and feminists by proxy) crazy. When first posted, Urban Dictionary users sent their own "definitions" both agreeing and disagreeing with the 50 Facts About Women. As the users submitted, a significant flame war broke out. Luckily, once Urban Dictionary reformed its moderation and administrative teams, the flames stopped, and peace, for the most part, was restored.
To this day, user IrishRepublicanArmy has attained both fame and notoriety from his defintion "50 Facts about Women."
by Mustafano December 14, 2008
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oh fuck factor

When something goes your way but you become nervous about it anyway, you may say "oh fuck" a lot.
Even though Ashley agreed to go to the dance with me I started getting the oh fuck factor and became nervous that I might embarrass myself.
by Bronson Myers January 2, 2006
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factoism

an analigistic term used by Mr.Facto
(background)as we walk down the road of life blah blah blah

(person)(sigh)is he having one of his lectures again
(hayden)yeah its horrible hes using factoisms

factoisms:cup of life,lets get the ball rolling,lets put some motion in this ocean,we got some fish to fry,hows it goin around the ranch,ohh how the mighty have fallen,and really theres too manny to put down.
by hayden,cool guy March 10, 2008
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