Facebook fishing

An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.

Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.

Happy fishing.

I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."

by The Minnow April 14, 2011

penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out

1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.

by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2007

Gone Fishing

Crazy; having gone insane

"Well looks like george has finnaly gone off his rocker." "Yep he's definatly gone fishing..."

by Skunk April 22, 2004

squid fishing

the act of performing anal sex and cuming in a girls ass and sucking it out with a straw

Id love to go squid fishing in that ass.

by BIGSEXY9110 March 1, 2010

pussy fishing

to slap your cock / tongue against or inside the pussy

i'm going pussy fishing tonight

by benjamin levien May 8, 2008

rex hunt fishing tool

A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.

Quick, be a gert and get the rex hunt fishing tool!

by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006

Ghetto Fishing

Also ghettofishing. When one ties any paper currency to the end of a fishing line, places it in a public walkway, and hides. As the victim reaches for the dollar, one slowly reels it in to appear that it is blowing in the wind, leading the victim on a dollar-chase, thereby 'catching' them.

We caught lots of cheapasses while we went ghettofishing with a dollar bill.

by Blueduck577 November 30, 2003