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Emperor's Goose

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy
You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!
by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008
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near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014
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Roman Emperor

(n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.
So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.
by BlaWel February 23, 2010
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ervert

A perverted word that originated from a gay guy named Erv.
Erv! Stop being an ervert!
by artie March 5, 2004
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Esperanto

Latin modified to actually function as a language but with a vocabulary and grammar dumbed down enough that there's a chance Americans can learn it
Esperanto, the only international language with less speakers than lithoanian
by The golden Leonard July 21, 2020
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ERPED

the best clan there is on the game of ROBLOX, ERPED is known to do many mischievous things and hold juicy events. Their Mascot is a gorilla.
Hey man, there was an ERPED clan member in my game yesterday!

Really dude!! I LOVE ERPED!!
by liltracy6969 April 4, 2021
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