Ed Sheeran

Lad from Suffolk who has a few number 1 albums and songs and then fucks off for a few years. The cycle repeats.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ed Sheeran song today?

Person 2: yeah for the 13256th time

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

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The Big Ed

When you're doing the Doggystyle on a girl and nut in her hair.

"Yo, I did The Big Ed with a girl last night."

by CuntbagMcGee February 11, 2021

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ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

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Ed Willyman

Massive simp. Especially for little kids.

Ed Willyman just got sentenced to 37 years for child abuse in the Ella Munroe case.

by blind man June 29, 2020

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Rap-ed

Pronounced- wrap-'ead.

Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.

Man 1- And the thing with the theory of evolution is--
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

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hop ed

An opposing opinion, usually long, emphatic and loud, that is either totally irrelevant or totally obvious, from the infallible drunk who knows more than everybody about everything.

After three beers, Bill would take the hop ed position against Aquinas on his proofs of the existence of God; after four he'd argue the hop ed position against God on the existence of Aquinas.

by Dick Hofheimer February 17, 2009

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