Stress Eating

When you have a bunch of Stress and you just find anything to eat cause the amount of stress you are having!!

Wow he is stress eating like a monster just how much stress he have!!

by WillDog September 8, 2020

Eating Cookies

In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.

"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.

by MrBryant August 29, 2009

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

eating the meatloaf

when someone licks a black girls ass

guy 1: so what did tom do with that hooker last nite?

guy 2: he was eating the meatloaf

by meaty buns November 1, 2009

eating chinese

To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.

I don't mind eating chinese, especially when my girlfriend is willing to return the favor.

by Mister_Miagi July 30, 2010

Eating Glass

A metaphor for attempting something extremely difficult, with a steep learning curve, or requiring a lot of practice to perfect

Elon Musk compared being an entrepreneur to "eating glass"

"Man, winning the new boss fight is tough. It's like eating glass!"

by Killer DM March 9, 2019

Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.

"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"

by B.I. Josephs February 2, 2007