CROSS EYED FREAK

cross eyed freak - hes so cross eyed and thinks he's so cool with his guide dogs roaming around. he will look at you and when u look at him he's like ''STOP LOOKING AT ME!'' even though he was looking at you for 2 hours... fuck him, honestly..

cross eyed freak is cross eyed <3

by httqs..rxndom?? June 21, 2022

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

One Eyed Husky

An especially girthy penis.

Can’t wait to slam the one eyed husky to that skank tonight!

by RocketMan66 December 28, 2020

Starry-eyed waif

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.

"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.

by Dedzi June 2, 2023

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Four eyed person

Someone who has glasses

She is a four eyed person.

by AGirlWithFourEyes March 27, 2022

Pink-eyed moon

a horrifying variation of a moon where the butt cheeks are pulled away, exposing the "pink-eye" anus.

when my room-mate started cussing me out, I dropped my pants and gave him the "pink-eyed moon"

by mrwebsterman July 29, 2011