erection perfection

"when the erection satisfys an interactee. Not necessarily limited to penis"

"I was having a look at what Bob had made, and it was quite simply erection perfection"

by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018

Angry erection

*When a person is angry but horny usually resulted in rape behind the doors if you get what im saying

*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about

John:anna why do you love your man so much but piss him off most of the time.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.

by Gerald 23 August 8, 2022

Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.

I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.

by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023

Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

by Raven kidder October 9, 2015

Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.

"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."

by A Non-Emus May 13, 2018