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secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.
I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.
by Zak A September 8, 2006
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Donk

Daisy your a donk
by Lilly Rojas June 4, 2018
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ba donka donk

a large ass or boody. a nice big ass.
Dam! that girl has got a ba donka donk!
by Meatball Turtle August 6, 2006
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Donk

An abbreviation of donkey used to define a person who listens to Donk music. Given as a name to total mosh heads with no taste in music, Those who listen to Donk NEED to be stoned as they would'nt listen to it otherwise
"lets get stoned and listen to some donk!"
by angelj September 13, 2008
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donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.
Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.
by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008
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Donk it, brah

A term an Aboriginal, or person of Aboriginal descent, uses when implying to another of similar descent that they should depart in a nimble yet expeditious manner
Shit! Cops!! We gotta donk it, brah!!
by Susmaster July 1, 2009
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Donkeyflaps

When women's labia (pussylips) are loose and flimsy, almost like saloon doors
"Karen's donkeyflaps almost suffocated me last night"
by Chickenbot December 14, 2009
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