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lunch dump

Typically experienced in a public restroom setting everyday between 1:30pm - 3:30pm, whereby the entire washroom facility is inundated by non-courtesy flushers. In this perfect storm, the smell culminates in what can best be described as the equivalent of 1,000 zombies who ate 1,000 tacos, 1,000 years ago, rising from the dead, and eliminating said tacos into the rankest smell ever propagated onto mankind. Global warming is possibly being caused by this daily activity.
Hey Jesse, avoid the men's room for the next hour, Jimmy and co. just got back from Wingin' It and are engaged in the daily lunch dump. I literally held my breath the entire time I was in there to keep from bleeding from my nose and mouth. All I want for Xmas is a courtesy flush from those fuckers.
by RocketJohn October 28, 2007
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Pre-game Dump

n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.

v. To take a monster shit.

Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."

"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
by Alex Spence November 22, 2004
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monster dump

a giant shit, a big poop, a humongous dookie, a large BM
"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I gotta go take a monster dump."
by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008
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Deep dump

A shit that, upon inspection, is two different shades.
Pete: Holy shit, dude...your shit is two different shades of brown!

Mike: That's a deep dump. Straight from the gullet.
by alxorange November 8, 2009
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dummy

a stupid person who has no common sense and no brain at all
John U dummy U
by Jacques February 18, 2003
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Tronald Dump

An elaborate sex position/move where the executing partner shits on their partner's chest. They then leave the room and Tweet about how their partner shit themselves, effectively gaslighting them in an obviously unbelievable way.
"He just got dressed and left - gave a little wave with those tiny hands - like he didn't just Tronald Dump me a few minutes ago."
by SamHanwiches June 30, 2020
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Spit the Dummy

Australian Term: To indulge in a sudden display of anger or frustration; to lose one’s temper. The phrase is usually used of an adult, and the implication is that the outburst is childish, like a baby spitting out its dummy in a tantrum and refusing to be pacified. (Dummy is a pacifier)
'There's no reason for me to spit the dummy,' he said. 'Why do I have to be a rude cunt out of the car when I've demonstrated what I can do inside of it?'
by Aaron G. March 4, 2004
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