Chandigarh Distance

When every goddamn thing that exists under the sun is within your 5 kilometres radius.

Oh that locality is really. Everything and everybody is Chandigarh distance from there.

by Sern December 24, 2021

New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)

F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.

by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009

Countdown to Distinction

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.

This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~

by Psylocke's Psychic Knife September 10, 2009

The Sky District

The Sky District is a mobile marketing company that was founded in May, 2009 by 21 year old entrepreneur, Jason Martin. The Sky District is located at the Center for Innovation in Grand Forks, ND and currently serves small to medium size businesses in the Midwest region of the US. We offer our clients cutting edge mobile technology and create, manage and measure the results of each campaign.

We are going to integrate The Sky District's mobile marketing strategies and solutions into our marketing plan.

by bizstartups November 21, 2009

Mansel-in-Distress

A guy who needs rescuing.

"My boyfriend was sick this weekend and stayed in bed. He's such a Mansel-in-Distress sometimes, but it's sweet."

distress damsel mansel

by ladywildrose December 4, 2013

red light district

Historically, red light cast by a coloured glass lantern or lamp, was discovered by ancient Egyptians and Romans, to enhance the appearance of human skin complexion. A red light source will cause skin blemishes, freckles, blood vessels, rashes, bruising etc to disappear. Giving the skin a pure and more unblemished appearance.
The ancient prostitution industry soon took advantage of this business boosting optical illusion, installing red lamps in their working environments. As organised brothells developed, paying customers could more readily identify a working girl by the red lamp glow emitted from her window.
As brothell owners and prostitution demands became demographically focused because of common demand, eg areas of high trade, business premises became more concentrated and known as red light districts.

Red light district is a precinct of prostitution

by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018

Marshwood School District

A pulsating tumor on the way of living in Southern Maine, Marshwood School District consists of three towns; Rollinsford NH, (Rich Dickheads) Eliot, ME (A group of hillbilly farmers) and South Berwick. (A festering pit of lawyers and whores)

Person 1: Boy, I sure love learning at Marshwood School District.

Person 2: You coming to that Juul party this weekend?

Person 1: You bet!

by Ponyboy667 September 8, 2018