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Racial Identity Disorder

A dissociative disorder, most commonly seen in white teens living in upper class suburbs, that results in those affected adopting behaviors and mannerisms of a race other than their own.
Aaron: Oh my god! Zach's blasting Chief Keef again.

Kevin: He's such a wigger. He must have racial identity disorder.
by Zimmernotguiltyman November 26, 2014
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borderline personality disorder

A condition where one is not broken, but forever in need of being fixed.

And there is nothing anyone can ever do.

You will always feel this way.
Fuck borderline personality disorder. Fuck examples. You are a bitch.
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2008
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Attachment Deficit Disorder

Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).
Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!

Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder
by kishmich October 8, 2008
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John Mayer Disorder

Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.
Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.
by littlebrownlab April 28, 2011
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pot addiction disorder

When the leader of a punk group (the Alpha_Punk) denies that pot is addictive and tells everyone who questions him that he can stop at any time but does not want to. He then cites several studies which backs up his statements.
I'm not addicted, I just like to smoke pot everyday to calm me down. Even the Obama administration agrees with me that pot addiction disorder is a myth!
by ukdkbr August 11, 2010
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Asian Sensation Disorder

A condition characterized by the inability to sense the difference between two Asians.
My professor calls all Asians "Andrew." I think he suffers from Asian Sensation Disorder.
by cymoent March 19, 2014
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Tummy Tickling Disorder

When someone has the urge/habit of gigle/laughing and random things.
Last night Alicia ahd Tummy Tickling Disorder, and almost twisted her intestines.
by dancerfreak100 October 1, 2009
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