Dicked On

To have the absolute shit kicked out of you

Jeff: Hey man whats with all the bruises.

David: I got "Dicked On" in a fight last night.

Jeff: That sucks man.

by ZStan September 1, 2009

dicked

You just got nailed by the police.
P Plate scum.

Hey man Pettett and Christie just dicked ( dikt) me. Don't go to Knox.

by . April 3, 2004

No Dick

no dick when mike g. harr wishes wishes he got laid by ellen but it would never happen

Mike and Ellen were at ellens when ellen said he has no dick

by Mike G. H February 18, 2009

dick that keeps on dicking

a dick that will no matter what keep on dicking the object until its dicked down

Hannah was really happy because she got the dick that keeps on dicking

by those fucking stoners March 20, 2010

Dicking it

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.

Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately

by pmikes November 6, 2009

dick

You.

By looking up "dick" in the Urban Dictionary, you are, indeed, a dick.

by disisdashit October 1, 2014

dicking

broken promise

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!

by saucer August 7, 2003