Douchebag Hat 

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"

Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.

Douchebag Hat by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007

douchebag ratio 

Ratio of douchebags to non-douchebags at a given public place. Most applicable to bars, clubs, gyms, parties.

I used to work out at 24 hr fitness, but the douchebag ratio was too high, so I switched to Gold's

douchebag ratio by randchap November 22, 2010

douchebag sardinecan

A BMW full of douchebags; typically (but not limited to) a convertible BMW with at least one extra douchebag crammed into the undersized backseat. Sometimes this vehicle may be blasting some sort of house music and those inside may be dressed for a nightclub during daylight hours for some reason. Despite the fact that there are at least three other people capable of sending that text message, the driver is usually texting while driving.

Holy crap, that BMW just flew past us going 90km (56 miles) an hour in a school zone. That driver didn't even look up from his phone at that stop sign.

What a douchebag!

There were four people in that douchebag sardinecan.

douchebag sardinecan by ndfnico November 13, 2011

Douchebag Bar Crawl 

A douchebag bar crawl (DBC) occurs when you're out with your crew and you attend 3 or more consecutive bars that have a reputation of being frequented by douchebags. A douchebag bar crawl is more often than not a spur-of-the-moment decision brought on by excess booze and questionable choices.

John: We went to THOSE bars last night? It's a bit hazy for me but are you serious?

Steve: I know man, I can't believe we pulled off a douchebag bar crawl last night. What the fuck are we even doing with our lives?

Douchebag Bar Crawl by the_drumniac April 8, 2017

DoucheBag Humor 

When someone says something and its thrown back in their face or realize they messed up and cover it up by saying "It was a joke man" or "I'm just kidding bro". They proceed to yell calm down and make you look like the bad person in the conversation. These people can be defined as Douchebags for their crappy humor

Guy 1: No offense, but you sound like a faggot, Just kidding *laughs*

Guy 2: Why do you think that's funny? My voice is just like this, you dick

Guy 1: Dude I was just kidding man, calm down

Guy 2: Nice Douchebag humor Jimmy

DoucheBag Humor by AugustineYeetus April 9, 2019

Douchebag Asscrack 

A person (male) that is notorious for constantly leaving one girl and moving on to the next. A douchebag Asscrack is commonly will have lighter colored hair- maybe red or blonde.
He likes to spend a lot of time with bros whether it be at school or on a sports team like baseball or basketball. DBACs just dont spend enough time with girls to be able to understand them.

A douchebag asscrack is very full of himself and willing to take advantage of others, so a dbac will commonly be tall, thick, or both.

Avoid douchebag asscracks, for the douchebaggery asscrackery will catch up with you in a hurry. If a douchebag asscrack ever tells you he loves you, in a way that you might say it if someone offered you narcotics, JUST SAY NO!

DBAC- Hey guurrll i loove you soo much! we will be married some day!

Girl- :)

DBAC-Just kidding that girl over there is hotter

Girl- WTF

DBAC- Its not your fault im a douchebag asscrack! its just too much fun to quit!

Douchebag Asscrack by Homediggity playa June 23, 2011

Douchebag Comptroller 

A complete fuckup. A person wearing colorful robes who does not understand basic orders about standing in a corner. A jackass overlord who does not realize he/she/it has done anything wrong. A Movoldo of unspeakable acts.

"I'm in the fucking corner! Arglebargle!", declared the douchebag comptroller.

So we're looking at some naked pictures of Jessica Biel and this douchebag comptroller runs over trying to put his dick in our ear...what the fuck is that about?

Douchebag Comptroller by Millyy November 8, 2006