Ding Dong Ditch

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019

ding dong wong

When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong

U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god

by kangaro trainer March 27, 2019

Ding-Dong

a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.

person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Ding dong ass

When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways

John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella

Tom: that's my guy

by Wonky slush February 1, 2021

Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with

Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday

by Rawr6942011 December 9, 2021

Ding Bat or 🔔 🦇

A popular adjective coined by Archie Bunker that was brought back to life by Kain DeBurges on Facebook describing mentally ill rumor starters primarily conservatives on social media. These people generally share and spread rumors they haven't researched themselves embarrassing themselves once they find out it's false. Most of their information gets generated from a Bot Twitter or social media account Echo Chamber

Hey did you hear that Wayfair was selling cabinets along with children and John F Kennedy Jr will be back to announce his vice presidency as he runs with Donald Trump in the next election?

Person with common sense: No I did not hear anything like that, that's insane. Where did you get that information from Ding Bat or 🔔 🦇?

Ding Bat 🦇: I got it from YouTube , and a meme

by NJson January 31, 2023

ding dong

its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.

Sgt.Romo your such a Ding Dong.

by Ughz November 7, 2006