Dialing up

Being hooked up at all times with various amounts of snacks (preferably muffins and snapple)

Yo, dude look at JP, he's totally dialing up on the muffins

by Jack Waldo April 20, 2010

good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017

dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012

Dicking it

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.

Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately

by pmikes November 6, 2009

dicking

broken promise

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!

by saucer August 7, 2003

red hot dicking

are you kidding me

cheyenne: buttcheese.
holly: Are you red hot dicking me right now?

by holly & cheyenne September 24, 2008