luca dewing

luca dewing are normally eggs heads with dead trims, he is commonly spotted playing golf. If you see one beware he might get you to shave his fanta pubes, if they interact with you use simple words like ‘ok’ and approach with caution! his favourite thing is smoking weed so when you are going places with him make sure to bring a lot of joints to share,he often hops around friendgroups and is very eggar for a girlfriend so if he try’s chatting you up makes sure to block immediately, he may get with your best friends and try chatting you up do not think your special if he’s dose he has done it multiple times before, he often runs back to his ex’s when he is done ruining some poor girls life.

me: what’s that coming towards us?
friend: oh it’s annoying orange.
me:what’s that?
friend: just a luca dewing

by anonymous924 June 9, 2022

Dew Crew

Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.

Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.

by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

Pookie-Dew

A perfect being. The I only thing God put on earth that is perfect with a mohawk.

Look at him he is wonderful and absolute a pookie-Dew

by Team winning 2314 June 6, 2025

Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

Ms Dew

The biggest bird that loves coca cola

Brenda : have you seen ms dew today with her glasses ?
Bertha : YES ! *Laughs*

by Luvvmyselfsmsm March 4, 2023

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025