David

A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around

Oh my God! Have you seen her! She almost looks like a David!

by coolguy465 June 15, 2011

David

A short, fat, smelly person who is very ugly. He cries a lot over nothing, and runs like an idiot.

Person: Hey is that David???

*Wrinkles Nose*

by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012

David

A Hoe.

Yes, that's right. David is a hoe

by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019

David

David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off

David is very cruel

by David Kayeye November 5, 2019

David

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head

Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher

by Tootsy November 14, 2019

David

Someone who looks like a mole-rat

Damn you look like David

by Thommytanks November 21, 2019

David

The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.

Damn, that David stole my boyfriend

by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019