monkey curse

When a player knowingly or unknowingly refuses to accept the Pot of Power after winning. Once the player has started another game, the Monkey Curse is thereby locked in and cannot be avoided. The player will then lose is a usually painful manner, which often will cause said player to enter a death spiral of depression.

The Monkey Curse really has a hold of Rob.

by RCole February 21, 2008

Integra Curse

The Integra Curse occurs when a P plater drives a Honda Integra and they can't steer because they are noob, resulting in a collision. Beware: some of the victims who are inflicted with this 'awful' curse tell tales about how their drive shaft fell off and how it wasn't their fault.

Indian Bloke: Oiiii bro. my car rammed the barricade and now its written off.

Aussie Bloke: Yeah man, you never drive 90km/s in a residential area /sarcasm.

Indian Bloke: OMG Broo im gonna put my foot in the kent who sold me dis car bro.....

Aussie Bloke: LOL DC0 is a result of the Integra Curse and inexperienced hoons.

by shammers91 May 2, 2010

Jaminas Curse

The never ending flow of guys blinded by love, asking for your heart and hand in marriage.
Doesn't matter where you are, in school, at work, in your home or on the bus...

They will find you ❤

(*only known to affect beautiful, dark-haired girls)
(**may be an old Gupsy curse or similar of an Arabic nature)

That girl just keep getting propsals, she must have the Jaminas curse !
Yeah she always has a guy over ..

by thehandsomearab March 10, 2015

programmers curse

the 'programmers curse' is a common issue where you learn enough of a programming language that there is no longer any major new information you can learn about it, making it boring, you know how to do most anything you need to in that language and no longer want to make anything in it. This is possibly due to a lack of creativity and or lack of a long attention span, you learn the language and have no creative ideas how to use it in a way that entertains you.

John: Hey a few months ago didn't you tell me you were learning Python? Make anything cool in it?
Kevin: Yeah I learned the language pretty well but now because of my programmers curse, I haven't made anything interesting yet.

by Hanokite November 15, 2017

The cursed people

the cursed people in definition the names "Lonnie and Sophie" are two cursed people who are insanely weird and/or odd who laugh a lot like absolute idiots

"The cursed people! Look! They're like Lonnie and Sophie! What laughing Maniacs.."

by Grand artist August 18, 2018

Ginger Curse

When a non-ginger girl dates a ginger boy and break their heart, the boy curses the girl into having ginger hair for the rest of her life. Your hair will suddenly turn ginger after breakup and never goes away! Spooky shit!

Omg! Have you seen Sasha’s hair? She totally got the ginger curse after breaking up with Adrian!

by Maddoggggggggg_ June 13, 2019

The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020