crystal meth

A drug that makes any fat chick hot!!

hey whar ya been all my life sexy bitch!

by llewellyn July 28, 2004

Crystal

a highly addictive fancy drug. addictees are usually stalkers.

"i stalk crystal day and night"

"i love crystal"

by Swallow June 11, 2008

Crystal Cock

Your cock gets rock solid on methamphetamine.

"Shit, I got crystal cock off crank"

by Hitler_did_meth July 1, 2006

Crystal Monkey palace

A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.

While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.

Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.

by Jose Osorio November 26, 2003

Crystalleen

A very sweet girl who is extremely funny. A girl who will tend to your needs. A girl who is sweet and kindhearted, one that you will be glad to keep for the rest of your life. She lights up the world.

Oh my gosh I like Crystalleen.

by Artix Van Kriger January 21, 2013

Crystal

Simply defined has being the BEAUTIFULEST woman ever to walk the face of the universe period oh and tony pls

Crystal or otherwise known as "Niusha", shes fucking life.

by Gomezzzz April 4, 2009

Crystaline

A Gay person who sexxors everyone

* Crystaline sexxors ***

by Anonymous July 30, 2003