dirty Cristin

The act of shooting your second load of the day onto the bottom of a woman’s foot, only for her to go outside and run around in the mud; before urging a passing dog to lick it clean

I can’t believe Lucy did a Dirty Cristin last night…she looked like she loved it!!

by AFilthyPast August 20, 2021

Maria Cristina Guerra

Una brutta ciuccacazzi di trans in viale trieste che odia il duce e si diverte incazzandosi con Marcis

L’altro giorno ho visto Maria Cristina Guerra ciucciare 2 minche allo stesso momento

by scghille November 21, 2021

ironi-crastination

watching videos on beating procrastination and depression while you have weeks of work and studying to catch up on

Yeah, I have a project that was due more than a week ago but instead of working on it, I flew through an unending ironi-crastination playlist of videos that are supposed to help me get control of my life back, but it's still like me in class: the words go in through one ear and out the other. :,)

by Mal.Halsey April 25, 2022

Pub Crushing

Gaming with an elite squad of discord buddies playing unranked games and “Crushing” the “Public” or casual gamers. I.E. Pub Crushing

Do you want to play ranked matches tonight or go pub crushing?

by TechBroPro August 22, 2022

Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."

Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about

by lonkischinese October 3, 2022

Kurt Cristinad

A Maltese saying which is used to show that one got lied to when agreeing to meet at a specific time

Jacob: Didn't we say we're meeting at 7:00?
Daniel: You got Kurt Cristinad brother

by Dronzi December 9, 2023

The Crushing

The Crushing refers to a pornographic bait video that is has a small niche spread on the internet where two black men smack their asses on someone’s face with a lot of lotion as a sped up version of “Ballin’” plays. It is based off of hood irony and Thug Sauce. The thumbnail is often some kind of bait. If someone mentions “The Crushing”, they are most likely speaking about this.

Person A: Have you heard of The Crushing?
Person B: Yes.

by Bean Boy. May 22, 2024