Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
Get the Tom Cruisemug. by SkySwinger February 3, 2025
Get the Cruise-Killmug. College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.
Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child
Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child
by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020
Get the cruising altitudemug. Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight
by werdokter April 13, 2024
Get the Cruise ship trashmug. by Meat pies August 20, 2024
Get the Disney Cruisemug. by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024
Get the Pleasure Cruisemug. by Naruutoe September 10, 2022
Get the Cruisemug.