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cruise director

When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.
I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
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Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.
Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!
by DVelle March 21, 2021
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blacky cruise

the black guy with the last name cruise who sing the song have no strings in the movie gamer
holy crap is that blacky cruise?

i dont know lets go ask him to sing i have no strings
by havenostrings September 21, 2010
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Heights Cruise

To drive around the Heights and or hills of a town or city and smoke bowls, blunts, pipes, or whatever kind of marijuana device suits your fancy.
Lets ditch 5th period and go on a heights cruise
by Stay Smokin April 30, 2008
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Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
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viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you
That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015
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Cruise Control

by B7RLE December 31, 2022
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